When Tyrone and I first started dating, we spent a lot of time driving around, looking for things to do. Seems a bit redundant, but to be honest, Tulsa isn't exactly "couple friendly". It was one of these days we decided to stop at Sonic-Drive In for their happy hour. As he placed the order, he tried to steer me away from the tame Cherry Limeade and get me to try a Powerade slush. This conversation happened then.
Tyrone:*takes a drink of his slush* OH MY GOD IT IS SO GOOD!
Me: Is it now?
Tyrone: YES! IT TASTES LIKE JESUS!
Me:*stares right at him* Isn't that like, sacreligious or something? How do you know what Jesus tastes like?
Tyrone: This drink. It is a religious experience. This is what Jesus tastes like.
Me: Do you go around licking Jesus? Do you own a bottle of his sweat?
Tyrone: No. I just imagine. And this, my friend, is the Jesus of all Jesus'. THIS TASTES LIKE JESUS!
This is just the begging, dear readers. We have been dating for nearly a year now, and thus, I have MANY of these gems just tucked away in my brain. Keep reading, and whore these out to your friends, because you know, it's my job to make sure he is good and embarrassed. Until next time.
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